What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets
The Time Keeper by Mitch Albom
god-:
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
omfg
How many Xboxes do you need Jesus
a lot
jesus you’re tearing this family apart
(Source: marcedith)
This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.
because it’s pure nintenadium
I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before
pure nintendium
Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind
The only thing stronger than Nintendium is Nokiaum.
The three different kinds of exam takers.
